1. Raking leaves
Your rewarding autumn harvest. Puff, puff, pass and rake, rake, crash.
2. Mopping
Mopping the floor sucks. Smoke and it will be more fun. Promise.
3. Organizing your closet
With a sweet sativa, this could be your sartorial reality.
4. Mowing the lawn
The pattern possibilities are endless when you mow with Mary Jane.
5. Vacuuming
Toke up and feel like you’re solving all your the world’s problems when you make your house sparkle!
6. Scrubbing tile grout
A bong rip, and then turn something gross into A MISSION.
7. Setting the table
Attention to detail is easy when you’re baked; your table will never look better.
8. Unclogging a drain
Nothing’s as satisfying as unclogging your brain — and then that drain.
9. Shoveling snow
So much easier when you’re stoned. That is all.
10. Paying bills
If only we could all see PAID on our billing statements. Being high makes bureaucratic nonsense a little less painful.
11. Walking the dog
If you’re stoned-smart, you can make that dog walk your ass.